The Official EMT Webpage
Real Ultimate Power
Hi, this site is all about EMTs, REAL EMTS. This site is awesome. My name is Steven and I can't stop thinking about EMTs. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
Facts:
1. EMTs are mammals.
2. EMTs wear rubber gloves ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the EMT is to flip out and save people.
Weapons and gear:
Blood Pressure Cuff Oxygen Tanks
Ambulance
Testimonial:
EMTs can save anyone they want! EMTs bandage head wounds ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this EMT who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the EMT gave a CPR class for the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw an EMT totally backboard some kid just because the kid opened a window.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't believe that EMTs have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will immobilize your head!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
EMTs are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. EMTs are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start lifeguarding next year. I love EMTs with all of my body (including my pee pee).
Q and A:.
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about EMTs?
A: EMTs are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, EMTs are very careful and precise.
Q: I heard that EMTs are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, EMTs can be mean OR totally awesome.
Q: What do EMTs do when they're not bandaging heads or flipping out?
A: Most of their free time is spent drilling, but sometime they sleep. (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.)
This is a picture of my best friend Mark showing off.
He's a lot older than me and almost done with puberty,
which is bragable.